Introductions

Hello, and good evening. You don't know me, but I like to write things. I'd like to start by saying what I typically write about, but let's face it, there is no typical thing I write about. If I'm going to write about something, the basic rule is that it's odd enough to stand out from the rest of the things floating around in my head. I've written about sirens on motorcycles, I've written about Willaim Shakespeare in High School, one time I rewrote Pride and Prejudice with nanobots (and I did it before there were zombies). The inspiration for things I write about is also just as varied, and makes even less sense (although it often has some subconsious reflection on Don Quixote, which you might have noticed from my blog title if you watched as much Wishbone as I did growing up). I've gotten ideas from things like graffiti, to grocery store visits, to the prospect of training attack rats to jump off the brim of my hat. I am completely serious here.

The point is I like to write, and I like to write about lots of different, and often strange, things. I've written dramatically and comedically (between you and me, I prefer the comedic, though my best is probably somewhere in between.) Now I've been looking around for a while, and I've noticed that there are some very interesting people, with very interesting things to say, and that some of these people express these things in blogs. And a couple years now of admiring the things other people said, I suddenly thought to myself, "Hey, I think I'm interesting. And I think the things I say are interesting. So what should I do?" And after scratching out the idea of training an army of psychic apes, I decided to start a blog.

So, here we are. Blog time. I'm not always going to be entirely sure what to say here, but I generally am able to come up with something to say, albiet at last minute some times. If I can say so myself, they're usually pretty good. Like this one. This here is pretty good, although not as good as what I'm going to write. What I'm going to write is going to be so great, you won't be able to believe it. Just wait. You'll see. You'll all see.